Watch Where You Sit

A zero-population-growth terrorism group called "No More" has been setting up little guillotines under the rims of public toilet seats. When a pressure sensor senses someone sitting on the toilet a razor-sharp blade slashes across the front half of the toilet with the purpose of damaging/removing the victims testicles.

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Story Title or Titles: Watch Where You Sit, Walk Where You Sit (presumably typographical error)
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Date: Unknown. Posted by Kain Pathos Crow at the Foundation wiki on 27 Sep 2008.
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