Somewhere in Ohio, there's a soda-vending machine that instead of selling root-beer, inside the can you'll find the cool, carbonated blood of people who go missing on roads in the middle of the night. It does not take paper money, despite having the apparatus necessary.
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Story Title or Titles: Carbonated Blood
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Date: Unknown. Posted by Kain Pathos Crow at the Foundation wiki on 31 Jul 2008.